Freebsd Fortunes 4: 31 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she
would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea?
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 32 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and
attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon. She ended
up a chopped libber?
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 33 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the guru who refused Novocain while having a tooth pulled because
he wanted to transcend dental medication?
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 34 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the pessimistic historian whose latest book has chapter headings
that read "World War One","World War Two" and "Watch This
Space"?
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 35 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the wild office Christmas party in a completely automated
company -- the photocopier got drunk and tried to undo the
typewriter's ribbon?
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 36 of 2327 |
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus?
Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 37 of 2327 |
Hear me, my chiefs, I am tired; my heart is sick and sad.
From where the sun now stands I Will Fight No More Forever.
-- Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 38 of 2327 |
Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several
Guernsey cows? It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 39 of 2327 |
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
-- The Wizard of Oz
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 40 of 2327 |
Heaven and earth were created all together in the same instant,
on October 23rd, 4004 B.C. at nine o'clock in the morning.
-- Dr. John Lightfoot,
Vice-chancellor of Cambridge University
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